only in sign language

... does a translation comprehension check of Genesis 4 reveal a misunderstanding that Abel's blood soaked into the ground down to the layer of water underneath the earth's crust, causing an explosive reaction and creating a geyser shooting up out of the earth which was so loud that God heard it. And then later, in the same passage, get off on a tangent of how to properly sign how a Japanese ninja kills someone. ;-) Go ahead, just try to tell me my job isn't completely fascinating.